Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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