i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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