Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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