when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
there's paper in my vomit.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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