Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
high people should be assigned attendants
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
