I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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