But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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