This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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