all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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