Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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