so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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