Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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