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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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