Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I look better un-naked...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
