We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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