bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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