Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This house was built for laser tag.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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