she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just had sex on a roof
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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