Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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