i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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