You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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