Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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