just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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