we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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