I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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