I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
false alarm, still single
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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