it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
