i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How drunk are you?
Completed.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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