I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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