The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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