so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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