You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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