did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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