After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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