That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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