Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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