I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When did angry sex become our thing?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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