I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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