question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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