I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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