I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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