Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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