we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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