I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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