Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would ride that face into the sunset
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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