On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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