There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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