ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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i think im in europe. pls send help
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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