Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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