Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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