Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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