"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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