You're completely useless in the revolution.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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